Erickson, Alexa: no money, mo problems

I would totally write another restaurant review, except I spent all my money in the last week going out to eat and now I am broke as a joke. 

I resent Biggie Smalls for his song "mo money, mo problems," because I have NO money and it's causing A LOT of problems. 

I hate being that college kid that has to call their parents and ask for money because  they blew it all on....you know. Well, that's me. I blew it all on the silly college expenses, and here I am waiting for my mother to call me back and let me know she was nice enough to deposit me money and follow it up with the typical lecture, like "This is it, Alexa. I'm not giving you anymore money. What do you spend your money on anyway? You need to make a budget for yourself each week... it's just irresponsible yadi yadi ya ya blah blah blah." And then I will respond with something like, "I know mummy, I know I know! I'm so sorry. This really is the last time I'll ask. I LOVE you."

It's key to respond to their lecture appreciatively if there's any ever hope of getting them to cough up money next time you end up in the same situation.

Mo money, so many less problems!